This year, Iowa State kicker Connor Assalley took over the starting spot, and kicked the hearts of America straight through the uprights with one of the greatest names in sports.
What if I told you ... He had a name of snicker, foot of thunder.
The Story of Connor Assalley,
director's cut.@Admire_OnAir brings you the goods, with an intro by bleeping @MurphyKeith pic.twitter.com/ky7za3regP— SoundOFF (@SoundOFF13) September 26, 2018
“Ass Alley” is obviously a great nickname, but we thought we’d look at the offical USPS list of recognized street suffixes and get more creative.