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The Mid-Morning Dump: 7:30 a.m. Finals Are The Bane to My Batman Edition

ACCOLADE-LADEN ATHLETE. Brilliant basketballer. Certified competitor.

FOOTBALL FOE. Good Grief, (South Bend Tribune’s Eric) Hansen has h’accomplished h’this h’alphabet.

I’M IMPRESSED. Just’s journalism justly jaws knowingness kindly lingers loosely l’on landlubber l’armslinger.

MARCHIE? MARVELOUS

MILWAUKEE’S NIGHTMARE. No Donu010diu0107? Offensively on-it.

VICIS VERILY WAYSIDE? Xounds xlike Xenith? Yep.

Zdravo!

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