Wide Right and Natty Lite · Jun 28, 2016
Texan Week: Ken Starr The Forgetful Shark
The Ken Starr shark is less a shark and more of a Dory; without all of the charm or positive thinking.
Welcome to Part 2 of #TexanWeek here at WRNL. Yesterday we covered everyone's favorite chill shark, Matthew McConaughey. Today we will not be so kind. See, there's this shark, born in the panhandle of Texas just off the Red River that has gained fame not only for his hypocrisy, but also for his inability to remember anything of substance. A shark whose forgetful nature and lack of teeth makes him not a shark at all, but more like a blue fish, more like a Dory and less like a Bruce. Ladies and gentlemen we present you the most forgetful shark of all: Kenneth W. Starr.