In honor of the first week of the 2017 Iowa State football season, we’ve decided to answer some questions from our loyal fans.
ISU can start 6-1 but you have to drink Miller Lite with lunch and dinner every day for an entire year. Do you take the trade?
— Ted Flint (@TedFlintKansas) August 30, 2017
I would bathe in Miller Lite for breakfast, lunch, and dinner for an entire year if the Cyclones started 6-1. Miller Lite is heinous beer that should be given to absolutely nobody you would like to continue to maintain a relationship with, but a 6-1 start from the Cyclones would absolutely wash away any of the unpleasant tastes Miller Lite would surely punish my palate with.