The time has finally come. Too long have we ignored our football players and giving them the most fabulous of nicknames. We have been more than eager to give their basketball-playing brethren the nicknames they deserved. Hell, THIS SITE christened the most fabulous and famous nickname of them all — our lord, savior, and redeemer, 3sus.
The way I see it, if we start showing the same reverence toward certain Iowa State football personalities that we show 3sus (SEE ABOVE), we shall be set free.
So, I propose, we as a collective degenerative Cyclone community, come up with nicknames for some of the more popular Iowa State football personalities.