During Iowa State’s 104-98 victory over Appalachian State on Thursday, ESPNU play-by-play announcer Alvaro Martin often referenced a mysterious man by the name of Jeff Prohm. Who was this man? Is he related to Steve Prohm? Maybe.
After further investigation, I was able to come up with a bio of sorts for this mystery man...
Jeff Prohm
Height: same as Steve Prohm
Weight: same as Steve Prohm
All Physical Attributes: same as Steve Prohm
Notable Fun Facts:
- Best known for his tendencies to smoke cigarettes during practice and challenge his own players to bare knuckle brawls when they refuse to listen
- Has also been known to keep a 6 pack of PBR under his seat during home games
- Speaks with a Canadian accent
- His favorite band is Elvis Costello & The Imposters
- His favorite movie is Mad Max: Fury Road because it “Reminds me of life in the Big 12”
- Only calls timeouts after missed baskets
- His favorite NFL team is the Dallas Cowboys
- Frequently bets on Greyhound racing
- Has several timeshares all throughout the southern United States
- Still uses MySpace
- Cuts his own hair
- Hangs out with Bob Huggins during the off-season.