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Enough with the Transfers. Let’s Build the Right Way.

I’ve been seeing a lot of praise heaped onto the new men’s basketball “coach” TJ Otzelberger, if we can even call him that. What kind of name is Otzelberger anyway? Was this guy created in an Applebee’s marketing meeting? He hasn’t coached a single game at Hilton Coliseum yet and already he’s taken this program to unimaginable new lows. I hope Jamie Pollard recorded some more videos wearing that plaid shirt that he can release to explain to me just what in the world this Otzelberger guy is doing.

We don’t have to look that far back to see how this should be done properly.