WHICH IOWA COACH ARE YOU CAUCUSING FOR TODAY?

Can we truly trust a coach who'll shake hands with the enemy while the world is watching? - Kirby Lee-USA TODAY SportsYes, yes, no politics. But... hear us out.

You might have heard once or twice that Iowa's caucuses are tonight, perhaps. And you might have noticed once or twice that the Big Ten Network has essentially turned into political ads with some basketball lightly interspersed into the gaps, perhaps. And you might be totally sick of all of this and eager for all the politicians to leave the Hawkeye State, all of both parties' awful leeches with awful hair and awful things to say. Perhaps.

But that doesn't mean we can't caucus.

So instead of talking partisan politics, which is strictly…