The Iowa Hawkeyes looked bad against Michigan on Saturday. Like bad, bad. Well, the offense, anyway. The defense looked bad, as in good. Or whatever it is the kids are saying these days.
And as much as I’d love to walk through each play in detail to dissect what the hell went wrong for Iowa so we can collectively come up with a solution to pass along to the Ferentzi, I value my eyeballs and my sanity far too much. No human being should be subjected to re-watching that train wreck.
For those of you who actually look forward to some analysis on each game, I’ll just say this about Michigan: the statistics were as bad as watching it was.