The Morning After: Iowa State

Photo by David Purdy/Getty Images Big dog getting it doneCould you think of a more implausible football game?

Two rain delays that totalled nearly three hours. Thunder and lightning and hail and rain and dumbass Iowa State students rushing the field. I mean hell, Michael Ojemudia apparently even took a 45 minute nap during the rain delay.

And then, the grand finale. The ending. A play that sums up the entire woebegone, nationally irrelevant and inherently nauseating team that Iowa State is.

I was working and had the TV on in the newsroom when this happened and I almost fell out of my chair fucking laughing. Some of it was due to the fact I was completely convinced Iowa State was going to march…