For the eight of you that read this (hey mom!) you’ll know I have a debilitating disease. It controls my life for most hours of the day. Oh, it’s 3AM and I can’t sleep? Better check cricket lines!
But, the one thing I’ve found to soothe this pain during the football offseason happens to also be football… well it’s soccer. Honestly, it’s a large mix of alcohol and experimenting with “grandma’s good pills.”
Anyways, “soccer is boring and stupid.” Sure. Fair. I get it. Not everyone likes it. But during the dark, dark spring and summer months, this lodestar keeps me going.