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TAKE MY MONEY: YOUR GUIDE TO BETTING ON WEEK 7 OF COLLEGE FOOTBALL

Have you ever wondered if you’d be as interested in college football (and sports in general) if you couldn’t recklessly consume alcohol and encased meats while also wagering half your paycheck on teenagers playing a bloodsport for little to no compensation?

Me neither.

We’re not going to discuss last week because as far as I’m concerned it never happened and also why do you think I don’t keep a record? Please don’t ask dumb questions in here that’s my job I’m king stupid.

All I can do is ask you to get back on this sick horse and ride your way to riches in week seven.