Your Iowa Hawkeyes were served a frisbee full of humble pie in West Lafayette Wednesday evening, falling to the HATED Purdue Boilermakers, 104-68 in an ass kicking I’ll try to describe below.
Luka Garza started Iowa off with an easy lay-in after winning the tip, and then you’d be smart to forget the rest, as Purdue immediately went on a 17-0 run, effectively stabbing Iowa in the fatty part of the thigh. Then the shoulder. Then just below the ribs. And finally, the heart.
Iowa could never get over a first half that featured a Purdue team that simply could do no wrong.