YOUR MOM’S BASEMENT — It’s with great disappointment that I, Ben Ross, Managing Editor of Black Heart Gold Pants Featuring Pat’s Pizza and Corn Syrup Flavored Beer announce my appointment to join the College Blogoff Committee, effective immediately. I will be replacing some guy who blogs for Ohio State, who definitely isn’t stepping down to try and put out a bunch of fires going on within his own blog, oh nope.
I join a committed… committee, full of other bloggers, editors, “social media specialists,” and Frank Beamer to help determine the top four blogs in the country for the College Football Blogging Playoff Blogoff and assigning them to semifinals.