Monday Musings: Watering the Mums

Iowa Football is an epidemic. For those of us that it infects, it spreads rapidly and never ceases. It sits and festers. Sometimes it feels like a super power. Other times it feels like we’re going to leave this earth and never come back. Symptoms may include: heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, SNORTS, anger, volatility, nirvana, joy, ecstasy, frantic clapping and gum chewing.

Other symptoms may vary including wet fart noises and scoffs.

Saturday evening, in pursuit of the pig, all of those symptoms reared their head.

Truthfully, going into halftime, I didn’t think we were going to win that game. Despite having a better defense, better special teams and a better running game than…