Iowa's favorite Insane-O-Tron son Matt Roth has ridden off into the NFL sunset these days, but we're always happy to hear Matt Roth stories, and there was a doozy of one on Deadspin on Thursday. Technically Roth's a secondary character in the whole mix, but hooo buddy, what a role he played:
At the Miami Dolphins' annual rookie talent show, Matt Roth and Channing Crowder—the second- and third-round draft picks, respectively, that year—decided to team up for their act. Instead of trying to sing or dance or tell jokes, they opted to go with something a bit bolder.