MARCHIFORNICATION ROUND 1: PAT FITZGERALD vs. JOEPA

It's the angry coach section of the bracket, and there just wasn't enough room for Tim Brewster and Ron Zook.

WHAT HE DID TO GET HERE: First off, the man certainly can hold a grudge. I broke a bone in my foot during a softball game in 2003, but you don't see me actively seeking revenge against kids who weren't born at the time I broke it. And yet, there's Wizgerald every year, beating the drum against Iowa because he broke his leg in 1996.

Also, HFMR actively hates him at all times, which is good for business, particularly when the Magic Potato comes around.

PAST MARCHIFORNICATIONS: Fitz lost to a bird in 2011, a not-so-rare 7-over-2 first-round upset, and was taken out by the extremely…