Iowa defensive tackle recruit Juan Harris decommitted yet again yesterday, marking the third time that the 370-pound high schooler has...
You know what? I’m not writing this story for a third time, only to have to write it a fourth and fifth time this fall when Harris recommits and decommits again because the coaches are too busy with actual football to give him the attention he demands. You guys can write this story from memory.
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