License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They’re like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that’s all she wrote.
-Carl Spackler, big Hawkeye wrestling fan
Our #1 ranked Iowa Hawkeyes head north of the boarder on a hunting expedition for gopher pelts. We’ll face #11 Minnesota in their home opener tonight, Jan.