The following is a fake lie story that is not true. It’s quite laughable that this needs said, but this did not happen. It is made up with the intention of providing entertainment. Black Heart Gold Pants is not responsible for any decisions made ignoring the preceding statement.
After weeks of consternation following the Big Ten’s decision to postpone football until the spring (and subsequently bring it back to the fall!), Black Heart Gold Pants made an effort to get to the bottom of the process to provide clarity and transparency to what has been highly criticized as a completely nontransparent process.