Hello Jerry Comment-Bag: The Delusion Before The Swarm

After a long break — where I decided to move from Orlando to Philadelphia because I couldn’t handle living in a city with a fugazi Natty— I decided the timing is right, yet again, to open up The Pants to you, the people. Welcome to the Hello Jerry Mailbag COMMENT-BAG! Why not a “mailbag.” Well, for starters, the only piece of mail I’ve ever gotten from a “fan” was a Wisconsin Badgers poster. And secondly, I’m almost 30 now! No longer do I need your tweets or hashtags to feel important or that I’m equally as great as that succubus Jerry Blevins. I just need you, the sometimes funny, but often moody commenters of Black Heart Gold Pants. No matter how outlandish (just ask Indy Hawk) or serious your questions may be, I’ll be here every Friday to answer them. Because after all, team work makes the dream work

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