Here’s the biggest problem I’m having in my evaluations of the Big Ten:
Everyone stinks! And if you don’t stink, another team that does stink prevents you proving that you do not in fact stink. Sometimes, teams that don’t even stink prevent themselves from proving their fresh-as-roses scent! All because there eventual opponent really stinks!
Another problem in this scenario is the fact that teams, ostensibly, can hide their on-field musk because another rancid stench overpowers that one. It’s all very much a Charlie Kelly situation.
Is the dog crap a 1:1 comparison to Nebraska* football?