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Big Ten Football Power Rankings: Week Nine

Welp!

All it took was a pants-down embarrassing loss to probably the best team in the country for everyone to wake up and realize the emperor wears no clothes.

The only thing more ignominious than a 54-10 loss would be to double down on your failson and offense. It’s a good thing an out-of-town reporter didn’t catch some strays 72 hours after the fact, otherwise we’d have the closest thing to a PR crisis since... well two years ago.

*touches index finger to earpiece*

OH! Well, nevertheless, I’m sure a 67 year-old who despises the DH and early voting will find a soft landing in this one.