Good evening.
I have constructed a timeline of my unhappiness and it begins with Iowa sports fandom.
From watching Nick Foles dash Iowa’s hopes of back-to-back dream seasons early in 2010 to Christian McCaffery just scored another touchdown to I dunno, pick any of the other mystifying ways Iowa’s found to lose important games over the past 11 years and you’ll have yourself a jaded individual who now can only find joy in the coffee he sips in the morning and looking at old Iowa State box scores at night.
Everything else is just a slow churn into the abyss with weird booing controversies and wrestling championships in-between.