What ho, farm animal fornicators! I have returned from week 11 and come to the final conclusion that the Big Ten, on the (w)hole, is ass.
Not only did two of the conference’s three best teams not cover the spread, one of them lost outright to a Michigan State team that’s currently operating at a -15 point differential!
So that’s where we unhappily find ourselves, staring down the barrel of a playoff that’s going to find a way to include a 1-loss Tennessee over a 1-loss Michigan. It just means more!
What also means more is the fact Iowa was able to finally get the Brohm gorilla off its back and wipe the floor with a Purdue win in what is unquestionably the least consequential Iowa-Purdue contest of the past half decade.