Hello!
Some of you may be off put by the recent bleakness of this space. One of you even asked if I was okay.
While I appreciate your misguided apprehensions regarding my mental state, I can only say: mind ya business.
I will not simply brush aside your genuine scrutinization of my mental fortitude, however. Nay! The opposite! Rather, I give you the keys to my Mind Palace, and ask you to entertain a thought experiment with me.
Someone who covers the Iowa beat did a Bad Tweet on Monday. I’m not going to link it, because I don’t want to.