It’s finally here. That special holiday you’ve been waiting for the last 364 days. That’s right, it’s officially Festivus! That most special of holidays that has something for everyone. No, none of that commercial and religious stuff you might get with other holidays this time of year, this is a Festivus for the rest of us!
What is Festivus, you ask? Well young buck who clearly has poor taste in evening television entertainment, have a look for yourself:
Now, as is tradition, we’ll begin with the annual airing of grievances.
We got a lot of problems with you people and now you’re gonna hear about ‘em!