Sexy Goal Panel, zero points for a draw... here are the rule changes we want to see

Marco Van Basten is right - it's time to rip up the rule book. Here are our opening suggestions for changes to the Laws of the Game

Marco van Basten has swapped outrageous volleys for verbal volleys. He’s swapped his orange jersey for talk about orange cards. Marco van Basten probably couldn’t run the pitch for AC Milan anymore, but he can run a pitch for changing the rules of football…

Van Basten is now FIFA's technical director and has had his say about which 'Laws of the Game' he'd change. Basically, he wants to make it easier for goalhangers to score by doing away with offside. He wants 25-metre, eight-second run-ups instead of normal penalties - like they used to have in MLS. He wants…