The NBA Offseason is full of great articles predicting how players will gel, teams will improve, and champions will be made. This is not one of those articles. Instead, I present to you the definitive Power Rankings of Indiana Pacers player name anagrams, arranged in descending order from hilarious to super hilarious, as voted on by a panel of experts (it’s just me, Y’all).
For those who are unaware, an anagram is a word(s) formed by rearranging the letters of another word. For example, “steam” can be rearranged to form “meats.” Now, with that vocabulary lesson out of the way, let’s get to it.