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Nebraska 66, Indiana 51: Hell’s Treadmill

Among the biggest problems so far: Nebraska is throwing a zone at IU and IU looks like it has never seen a zone before. Or at very least did not expect this one. #iubb

— Zach Osterman (@ZachOsterman) January 14, 2019

3. There’s something dystopian in a treadmill itself, but is torment itself comes from whatever kakotopia in which you choose to place it. The miles seem shorter from a beachside La Quinta fitness lounge or whatever Coronesque Find-Your-Beach bullshit you envision. The miles become longer in your poorly-furnished apartment fitness center, longer in a mop closet, longer at wherever else is worse than that.