Today, Indiana played a basketball game and won by a lot of points. Indiana got off to a slow start, but it was all over when [RUN AT INDISCRIMINATE POINT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FIRST HALF]. [PLAYER A] led the way with [X NUMBER] of points. Indiana advanced to [X-1], while [SUB-250 KENPOM TEAM] fell to [BAD RECORD].
Here’s three things we learned.
Didn’t play, tho. That was the beginning and end of interesting things that happened today!
Indiana is better than Dallas Christian and Ecclesia College, probably by a significant amount!
Both of these schools are in the NCCAA.