Hi there, fellow IU fans. I know you’ve heard a lot of speculation in the media recently about Tom Crean’s job status. And I know there’s been some outlandish statements from the FAKE NEWS MEDIA recently about this, such as “There’s no conceivable way he comes back next year” or “He’ll leave on his own for the Mizzou job” or “Rutger actually won a B1G Tourney game last night.”
Well I’m here to tell you that all of this is preposterous. In fact, I’ve developed a very easy 10-step solution for how Tom Crean can keep his job at Indiana!