In exactly one week, we’ll be strapped back in on America’s Favorite Carnival Ride That Has Failed Inspection In At Least Three Contiguous States But Not This One. That’s right. INDIANA FOOTBALL IS BACK BABY.
Ahead of wishing to strap ourselves to a rocket bound for the sun at some point in a mid-October Saturday afternoon, let’s chat about the most important five questions that need to be answered between now and uh, well, whenever this thing happens again.
HEY HI HOWDY, WE SHOULD PROBABLY PICK A QUARTERBACK, NOW SHOULDN’T WE?
Roughly every two year
This is Indiana football, after all, and Indiana football prefers to keep a wild number of permutations by which it can kill you.