Houston, TX – It was a joyous, defiant team that returned to practice this week. The Texans, logging their first win of 2021 and first win of any sort since Thanksgiving 2020, felt a sense of unity of purpose and ready to attack the critics. “Not favored to win ANY games, huh?” boasted Vernon Hargreaves III. “Well, shows you what all the so-called-experts know!!!! We are invincible, and we are gonna shock the world!!! Screw last season, screw it al…hold on a sec [Thump of a football hitting a pair of hands] MILLS!!!! Picked you off again, dude!
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