HOUSTON, TX – On Monday, the Houston Texans somehow managed to upstage an impromptu Monday Night football double-header by sacking Head Coach/General Manager/Grand Football Czar/12th Iman/High Inquisitor/Chief Mugwump/5-time winner of Big Chin Weekly’s Most Famous Chin-Hole Bill O’Brien. While the Texans, coming off their 4th consecutive second-place finish and managing to set a season high for points, had some concerns about their team, the move greatly surprised the league.
“Quite frankly, I don’t know why they would pull the trigger at this point?” noted one NFL executive. “I mean, he was doing such a great job down there.