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TOTALLY NOT FAKE NEWS: The Emergence of the Brood Texans

HOUSTON – In what many experts are calling a massive infestation not seen in many years, there is a swarm of creatures overtaking the facilities in downtown Houston. “So far, the infestation appears to be localized, most focused on the South, Central part of the city. However, we can’t guarantee that this will remain the case in the future. We really don’t know all that much about this particular brood, and we can’t be sure about migratory patterns.” noted sociologist Dr. Magic Septendecim.

“At the latest count, we figure there are 72 or so of these particular creatures taking up residence around South Central Houston.