Summit, Wisconsin – On the surface, a log cabin-style house in Wisconsin might not attract much notice. Even if said cabin is owned by one of the most well-known athletes to come from the state, like the All-Universe Defensive Lineman Justin James Watt, it is probably not all that extraordinary. You might wonder why we at Totally Not Fake News would even bring up such a thing, aside from our not-at-all-obsessive following of all social media accounts related to the actions of J.J. Watt, a deity among mere mortals.
Yet, as is the case with so many things, it is not what is on the surface, but what lies beneath.