Texans misery has become synonymous with any daily task. The sun spews up out from the horizon. An agglomeration of frivolous pillows decorate the bed once again. Eggs are whisked. Jadeveon Clowney is traded. The future is severed for Laremy Tunsil. DeAndre Hopkins turns into a running back and a second round pick. Deshaun Watson wants out. J.J. Watt is gone forever. Tragedy has become quotidian for the Houston Texans business operation. All this devastation stems from Bill O’Brien.
Already the tweets are pushed through some server in California and onto your screen. Bill O’Brien is better than we thought he was.