There are two expressions that come to mind when you think of the collective running games in the AFC South the past few seasons. When I used to play in MGA events (Men’s Golfers Association) they would label one golfer or team as DAL (dead ass last). It was a moniker of shame everyone wanted to avoid at all costs.
The other is an expression my father taught me that his father often used when describing last place teams. He would say they were so far in the cellar that someone would have to pipe light down to them.