The Houston Texans have all the answers for the offensive center position, but none of the right ones. They have amassed a hodgepodge of feeble options to fill the role at center.
Taking the Santa Anna at the Alamo approach, Nick Caserio has adeptly planned to throw endless bodies at the offensive center position until the problem is solved. There are five options. They go by the names of...
Scott Quesenberry, “no, you’re thinking of his brother”
Jimmy Morrissey, “the filler”
Juice Scruggs, “the squeeze”
Jarrett Patterson, “another one” (said in DJ Khaled’s voice)
Michael Dieter, “the old but new guy”
Sure, here at Battle Red Blog we are all for healthy competition; a little training camp battle here or there is good for the soul.