So here we are again, consulting the big board to find out if the 1-11-1 Houston Texans (+14.5)
will be shown on home TV in my (your) neighborhood. Personally, I kind of hope they don’t because being 1-11-1 is kinda cool in a terrible way that I hope never to have to see again next to the Texans’ logo.
But then I’d have no use for the tickets I’ve acquired and will be using at the game. Yes, believe it or not, people still go to Texans games. They still go and have a good time, usually with alcohol to make the [kitten]-kicking just a little easier to tolerate.