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Texans v. Broncos Preview: SIX Things To Watch For

The serotonin in my brain is depleted. I am nothing. I’m just a consciousness floating and hovering in the same spot in the same place with no desires to do anything else. The Texans finally beat the Patriots. The thing I was dying to have happen all decade has happened. That’s the only thing that matters. That’s the only thing I care about. We’re just living in the afterglow. Let’s see it again.

Ahhh, yes, that’s the stuff. Phew. Mama I’m sweating all over again.

The ceiling fan keeps wobbling and flinging dust across the room.