How many times have we watched the Texans come out on Battle Red Day? And every year what do we see? We see the Houston Texans we know and allegedly love in their battle red pants and their battle red jerseys and...their usual deep steel blue helmets
The effect (Toro aside) ending up as less a fearsome display of the passion for football symbolized by the red and more like 11 ketchup bottles scrambling around on the field trying to find a hot dog that needs their attention.
[Ed. Note: I can’t speak for the rest of the masthead but I do not condone the use of ketchup on hot dogs.