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Texans-Browns Preview: SIX Things to Watch For

The soothsayers, tasseographers, and palmists have packed up their crystal balls, their coffee mugs, and have put their gloves on. Their time has come to an end; reality has murdered the need for their predictions. Entropy has detonated all those pristine and perfect ideals, and expectations for the future we are currently in.

It’s now time for the paleontologists, the archeologists, and the settlers, to bring out their brushes, their shovels, and their walking sticks, to uncover what has just transpired, and explore the dark parts of the map.

Week one has left us with more questions than answers.