Ten Things I Liked About Week Eleven In The NFL

Photo by Mitchell Leff/Getty Images1. SUNDAY SUCKED

I learned my lesson once again. After the Texans beat the Chiefs I almost jumped all the way in. I was sitting at the edge of the pool. Water up to my thighs. Deshaun Watson and Bill O’Brien pumped their super soaker until the arrow reached the black. Come in! The water is so nice. Benardrick McKinney rode an orca whale with his Pro Bowl bucket hat on. Flowers twisted in DeAndre Hopkins’s hair. J.J. Watt’s mom was cooking hot dogs. The Lamar Hunt trophy danced in my carpet. Oh, this heart, torn too many times, seen it too many times, couldn’t jump all the way in. I sat there sun burnt. Deadened my insides with a hangover before the Colts…