If that line can't get you to click, I don't know what will. Read on for the analysis of an outsider as to what the Texans may try to do with all the new weapons they've acquired on offense.
Kudos to Ryan Van Bibber for coming up with that little ditty in the following tweet:
The Texans have more speed than a Waco truck stop now. @FieldGulls explains how they'll make it work https://t.co/owu4imYdPM
— ryan van bibber (@justRVB) May 12, 2016
While I'd probably be posting about Van Bibber's tweet for its own sake, I'd be remiss if I didn't direct you to the article in the tweet itself, which is a fine analysis by Danny Kelly of what your Houston Texans might do to incorporate newly drafted Will Fuller, Braxton Miller, and Tyler Ervin into the offense this year.