In an attempt to further fill this space while waiting for anything truly noteworthy to write about, it seems we’re remiss in identifying the Houston Texans players and personnel and others who truly excelled, for bad or good, in the 2017 season.

With that in mind, it seems the perfect time to hand out our first annual

!!Houston Texans Yearbook Awards!!

Now, this isn’t the run of the mill Rookie of the Year or the extraordinary Man of the Year sort of awards we’re handing out around these parts. No sir, this is the stuff of legends… or at least a minor, involuntary, under-your-breath chuckle in between mind-numbing work assignments on a Tuesday morning.