Incompletions: Texans v. Titans (Who Cares?)

Matt Weston

When this vessel that has carried me throughout space and time finally fails me I will lie there during that moment and think about how beautiful life is one last time and how much of it that was wasted watching yesterday’s game yesterday.

This Is Going To Be Me One Day

Capt Ron

A coach who was touted as being a QB guru and offensive-minded steward of a "Patriots-esque" system is responsible for the Texans' starting QB suffering a concussion on a QB sneak in a meaningless game one week before a meaningful playoff game. O'Brien is also responsible for an offense that goes down in NFL history as the playoff team with the fewest touchdowns (25) during the regular season, and a point…