Incompletions: Texans v. Patriots (It Happened Again)

Matt Weston:

My first encounter of the Texans playing the Patriots is a fictitious one. I was twelve or whatever at a Best Buy off San Pedro and 410 with my old man. We walked around and looked at things we wouldn’t buy. Usually this would be a lot of reading the back of games and staring at album covers, like this and this, and thinking that’s what it means to be an adult.

This trip, I found my way in front of a Playstation tied to a monitor with the new Madden emblazoned with Marshall Faulk spinning around the bowels. I started a quick game. I picked the Texans, who were like a 47 overall, and played the Patriots, who were a 99 overall, the best team in the game. I also played the Patriots…