Matt Weston:
On the way back from Austin, Texas, coming back from bigfatdrunk's and Halloween hangovers, going back home to San Antonio, I hit traffic in Schertz. In the left hand lane, there was a fire truck, a cop car, another fire truck with several men wearing blue shirts sitting on the back bumper, a cop car, cops talking to a distraught woman, a car with a smashed driver side and obliterated bumper lifted up onto the bed of a tow truck, and more cop cars. The drive stuttered and stopped. A five minute section of road took thirty-five minutes to get through.